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Instant Excuse 8 Ball

SKU: 24091
Price: $7.98
Ship Weight: 1.15 pounds
In Stock: YES


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"Gets you out of a jam quick...!"

Hard to think fast when some micro-managing supervisor wants to know why you're late or where you've been? The Instant Excuse Ball, with its 20 fool proof excuses, will save your bacon!

Turn it over, hold the viewing window level, and an instant excuse will rise to the top. We've got you covered!

Twenty plausible excuses like, "traffic was bad", "jury duty", or "I was mugged." You would never have thought of those on your own. This is just too funny!

Bright blue plastic ball is 3 3/4" diameter. Comes in gift box. 20 different excuses.

The perfect gift for the person who is famous for making excuses for everything. Or a handy item to keep on your own desk for endless laughs. Buy yours now!


All 20 Instant Excuses

The voices told me to
Jury duty
My fish died
24 hour flu
Car trouble
Abducted by aliens
Amnesia
It's not my job
Mexican food
Kryptonite
No Hablo Ingleses
Traffic was bad
Full moon
My dog ate it
What memo?
I was mugged
Oprah
It's in the mail
I've got a headache
Huh?

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